Outrageous Moral Outrage of the Day: A mammarificent mermaid statue at the Chessington World Of Adventures theme park in South West London was recently covered up by the staff “following reports of visitors getting steamed-up by stone statue Sally in their underwater tunnel.”
”We hadn’t noticed quite how buxom Sally was until we clocked young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walk-through ocean tunnel,” Chessington’s zoo experience manager Justine Locker was quoted as saying.
What’s this world coming to when a man can’t spend time ogling a stone mermaid’s stone chest in the walk-through ocean tunnel of the Chessington World Of Adventures theme park?
[arbroath.]
OH NOES! It’s the Modesty Police!